Here we go blogging the bach again! Aubrey told me she's mixing up her post this week. I don't know what that means, but I'm excited to check it out!
Chris welcomes us all to the show and manages to use pretty much every vocab word from my Bachelor vocabulary list (here).
Fun to see some of my favorite girls back! Emily! Ali (she was my favorite on Jake's season) and Ashley!
Yes, Ali, Ben never seemed that bad to me either. But we need our drama and this season has been seriously lacking, so we make things up.
Ah Jonathan, he acted poorly and I'm sure that it has been rubbed in his face a lot since the show aired. I'm thinking his apology here is sincere, but also a strategic move to fix his reputation.
With all these flash backs there isn't much to say that I didn't already say in my original posts.
Okay so booing Ben? That's just so dumb. Are you in jr high? Yeah, they probably just tape this in a jr high auditorium for one of their assemblies.
Mikey the meat head, he uses some seriously great vocabulary. #MaybeNotAMeatHeadAfterAll
I think I need to add "I'm not here to make friends" to my Bachelor vocabulary list. The "bad guys" always say it.
I can't wait to hear the story about Mikey and James hanging out in Chicago with tall women. Again.
I just love the boys sitting on their twin beds having slumber party gossip about James. And then Drew is going to talk about maturity?
Look, we're not ever going to know who said what about what tall women. Des is probably going to be single again in three months anyway so this is a moot point. (Trivia: a moo point. Who says that?)
I know it's a little late, but I've become a big Juan Pablo fan. Next bachelor maybe? He says it's very hard to date when you have a daughter. I have a feeling that this will no long be the case, Juan Pab.
I like him so much now. ABC, if you can get this happily married woman excited about another guy (not like that, sheesh) you should make him the next Bachelor. Seriously, please, this show is dying!
Ooh, Chris has the journal. Does this mean Des is having Chris return it for her? And the poem? Did Des know Zak was a poet? Maybe that would have changed things. Oh listen to me, I'm going against everything I stand for! Nothing would have changed it, you love who you love.
Having to face a bunch of ex boyfriends would be my own personal hell.
But if you got them all together in a room there would only be like
two. Still, it would be awful.
Juan wants to know why didn't get a one on Juan date. Probably because she was too busy sketching to worry about brushing up on her high school Spanish.
Zak! Juan! Two great options for bachelors. ABC, are you listening!!?!?!!
Well, Zak will not have a hard time finding love after this. Or a music career.
When they show the "dramatic" finale I love the stunned faces in the audience. This is clearly the first season of the Bachelor/ette they have ever seen. Us veterans are like, "is that all ya got?"
Woop woop, only two more weeks! I'm off to read Aubrey now (well, not now because it's 9pm on Monday and I'm sure she hasn't posted it yet, but now as in this moment in which you are reading it)